Australian Professor Calls Out Handjob Couple During Online Lecture

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The world may feel like a dire place for many of us right now, particularly with all the distancing resulting in online video conferencing. For college students, many feel it impairs learning. But for others, it’s an opportunity for a kinky public handjob.

A college professor in Sydney, Australia called out a couple of students for attempting a rogue public handjob while attending an online course.

The handjob shame happened during a Laws1000 lecture. The entire handjob outing event was recorded for the world to hear.

The professor, clearly stymied and flustered, laughs as she calls out the kinky couple’s meager attempt at sexual satisfaction during class.

“I know that precedent is a very sexy topic and I love when my audiences are excited and animated and engaged, dear Lord, but there’s a limit to that,” she continued. “If you’d like to have special love time with your partner, there are some perfectly sanitised and malleable bean bags over at MUSE, and I’m sure that there’s an empty cinema around here trying to make the movie Cats work that’s empty. Go for your life.” The professor begins. She encourages the couple to find an empty theater as she bans “below the belt touching” in her class.

“But, this is the second time I’m saying this in my career, no below-the-belt touching in my lecture theatre, please,” the lecturer continued to audible gasps and giggles by other students. “I’m not going to name and shame, but just to clarify this is a mentoring unit so I will give some sort of mentorship here. ”

“I said I was glad they kept the university open today, but now I don’t know,”

She also calls out the public handjob technique attempt as flawed, saying, “the strategic placement of the hoodie on the lap only draws the eye more.”

You can listen in full below:

Apparently, the University “took proper steps” following the incident, but I’m guessing that the harsh handjob outing probably was punishment enough for the horny students. It’s not easy to pull off a public handjob, however, if you can’t pull one off during an online lecture, you’re public handjob game is amateur hour. You should remedy that before making any more feeble attempts.

If you are gonna go for a public handjob, at least learn how to conceal the action. Unless of course, your audience wants to watch. In this case, it seems the audience didn’t want to watch. So the handjob thrill was washed to sea.

Hopefully, this poor guy ended up getting finished after the lecture.