How To Get a Thanksgiving Handjob That Blows Your Mind

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Thanksgiving is upon us. While 2020 hasn’t been the best year in recent memory, that doesn’t mean this year’s Turkey day should be automatically dismissed. Most of you will still gather to some degree and have amazing, filling, stomach-churning food. The big question is, what comes after that last bite of pumpkin pie?

The answer is, hopefully, you cum.

A Thanksgiving handjob is the perfect way to end the holiday. Let’s look at why you should aim for a Thanksgiving handjob and how to hook one up.

You’re Too Bloated For Traditional Sex

Both Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners bloat even the most humble eaters. When your belly is bouncing over your jeans and you know you’re a step or two away from needing a bathroom cleared out, you don’t want to hop on top of your girl and fuck her super hard. And let’s be honest, she doesn’t want to experience you doing that, either.

The handjob is casual, easy, and exhilarating. You need to worry about intensive sexual movements causing a post-Thanksgiving dinner sharting event that causes a lifetime’s worth of humiliation.

Instead, sit back, watch NFL football, digest your food, and blow a massive cum load all over your perched stomach and her wrist.

The advantage of a Thanksgiving handjob now obvious, let’s discuss how you get one.

You Have a Significant Other

 

If you have a girlfriend or wife, the handjob you’ve always wanted might well be only the seconds it takes you to ask for one away.

Yes, ask your girlfriend of wife for a handjob and wait for the magic to erupt. If your wife won’t do it, ask your girlfriend. Kidding… (not really).

We do have a wife handjob guide you should refer to, as well. This guide can help you build up the confidence to ask for a handjob. Asking for a handjob is also super erotic, so it will turn you on, and probably her, as well.

Keep in mind, if you want her to say yes, be nice and sweet all day long. Maybe even buy her a rose to start the day off. Don’t just drop the handjob bomb on her after you’ve argued with her all day. That’s not a wise strategy.

You’re a Single Bro

Without question, if you’re a single dude, the easiest way to get a killer Thanksgiving handjob is to use our handjob dating site. Free Handjob Hookup helps you find a handjob near you.

And there is good news in this department.

Adult dating sites are fire on holidays. And they’ll be more fire when we consider the COVID-19 quarantine/shutdown. People are bored and looking for hookups on the side. Many families may not gather due to state restrictions, which means horny girls are looking for side-deviance. They want to go have some fun, but bars are closed. Their option is to use an adult dating site. Sure, many will go to Fuckbook for general sex needs. But lots of girls are obsessed with the handjob. Yes, girls like giving handjobs.

Handjobs are now a cult favorite, surpassing the former taboo labels that burdened them for decades.

Now, if you aren’t down with adult dating, you’ll need to try a couple of other options.

Go To a Bar

In some states, bars will be packed on Thanksgiving night as back-at-home college girls feel bored after dinner. But the quarantine restrictions may serve to shut down bars in some locations. If you can find a happy hour, expect some lonely, horny hotties to be drinking it up.

A Friend Handjob

Friend handjobs are a popular way to get a handjob. Because there probably isn’t kissing or penetration of any sort, the handjob can be a fun sexual act that keeps the friendship in play.

But you’ll probably need to ask her. And some guys just don’t feel comfortable being that direct.

Getting a Thanksgiving handjob is the ultimate holiday dessert. Sometimes, the best way to get what you want is to ask for it.