Why Morning Handjobs Rule, Why We Love Them, How To Improve Them

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The morning handjob is among many types of handjobs that make our toes curl and face cringe with pleasure. It is no coincidence that the morning handjob ranks among the top of all handjob fetishes.

Here’s why men and women love the morning handjob and how they can be made even more exciting.

Why We Love The Morning Handjob

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For Men

When a man wakes up following a good rest, his body is rejuvenated. And his hormones are a perfect balance for erotic fun. In other words, he probably has effortless morning wood.

Many women know the protocol. They’ve awakened to a guy grinding up on them first thing in the morning, maybe when they’ve just wanted some coffee.

Guys are horny in the morning. There isn’t much hotter than when you wake and a girl’s hand begins to slide down towards the fiery post. The morning handjob is an easy way to get extreme pleasure to begin the day.

If a man is to embark on a stressful day, the morning handjob counterbalances that stress with eroticism. It helps the man cope with stressful emotions. Let’s face it, would you rather meditate or get a ridiculously good handjob?

I think we both know the answer.

For Women

Men often wake up ready for sexual action. Women know this. But not all women want to suck a dick, or get banged from behind, before they’ve even had their frappuccino thingy.

But they also don’t want to feel like stiffs who don’t care that their man is posting a huge tent pole next to them.

The morning handjob is a quick, easy, and efficient way to deliver impactful erotic pleasure.

Yes, morning handjobs really satisfy.

But did you know that there are ways to boost your morning handjob game?

For Both of You

The morning handjob allows both of you to experience immediate intimacy. You literally start your day with sexual closeness. This improves the relationship to help prevent either of you from straying. The morning handjob keeps the relationship fresh.

How To Make Morning Handjobs More Fun, Erotic

Surprise Wake Up Handjob

Guys often wake up with a hardon. But that boner typically begins before they actually awaken. This means he’s got a hardon while he’s still sleeping. And this is an amazing opportunity for you.

A girl can go ahead and slyly begin a handjob before he’s even awake.

At first, he’ll think he’s having the best dream ever. But then, to his blissful surprise, he will awaken and realize he’s not dreaming. Instead, this magical, erotic happening is real-life. Yes, you’ll become his dream.

Bedside Lotion

Lots of girls have learned the power of keeping lotion at the bedside. It implies that handjobs are always possible. Or, that a girl likes to make sure she moisturizes her hands on a nightly basis. Here at Handjob Dating, we like to believe the former.

Keeping lotion at the bedside means easier access to mind-blowing handjob action.

And this means you amp up your morning handjob game.

When he goes to work, he’ll carry with him some much-needed zen and smooth dick and balls. Every time he pees, he’ll realize how soft his dick is and that will make him think of you.

The Morning Top Off

As mentioned, he’s probably hard in the morning. He’s bursting at his man seams. This is the perfect opportunity for the morning quickie handjob. In essence, you’re topping him off. He’s already ready to go, it won’t take much to make him explode cum all over his stomach.

It’s a sexy, time-efficient way to begin yours and his day.

Morning handjobs rule, plain and simple. The guy is at his potential most horny and you are both already in a position to experience the spoils. Why not take advantage?