The Pity Handjob: A Guide To One of Life’s Most Amazing Pleasures

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The Awesome Pity Handjob Explanation and How You Can Get One Yourself

One of life’s most treasured pleasures, at least for a man, is the pity handjob. But did you know that girls often enjoy the pity handjob just as well?

Me thinks you did not know that.

On our handjob dating site, the pity handjob is often listed as the main fantasy for both men and women.

But pity handjobs are often misunderstood. So I’m going to separate fiction from fact so that you can decide if the pity handjob is for you.

What Is a Pity Handjob

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A pity handjob is a handjob given by a friend to a guy that’s desperate to have an orgasm. Often, the guy is someone who’s struck out a lot recently or is recently separated from their significant other.

The term pity implies that the girl is only giving the handjob because she feels bad for the down on his luck bro.

Typically, a girl who is just friends with the guy, or even an ex-girlfriend, will give the pity handjob.

A lot of people here the term “pity handjob” and think of it as a bad thing, In some ways, maybe it is. It implies that the only way you can get jerked off is if a girl feels sorry for you. In other words, the guy is such a loser that his only sexual conquest is a handjob by a girl who sees him as pathetic.

But let’s slow our roll here.

Because pity handjobs aren’t always what they seem.

Are Pity Handjobs Real or Fantasy?

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In order to understand why “pathetic” doesn’t always apply to pity handjobs, we need to clarify some attributes.

First and foremost, a handjob, even given by a girl that feels sorry for us, is still handjob. No, none of us men enjoy feeling emasculated. But a handjob is, in and of itself, a great thing. When a cute girl is rubbing my dick, do I really care that she sees me as a loser?

Not while it’s happening, at least.

But, the pity handjob can’t be simply reduced to being that of a man down on his luck. There is much more to this story.

On our handjob dating site, the pity handjob is one of the biggest fantasies that we have. This means, a lot of guys aren’t down on their luck at all, they just love the pity handjob as a sexual fantasy. And that goes equally for girls. They too, enjoy role-playing the pity handjob.

Many pity handjobs are set up in a scripted way. They guy plays the down on his luck loser while the girl plays the friend who feels sorry for him and ends up giving him a handjob.

Pity handjobs on our dating site happen more typically due to two strangers role-playing. Because if you are a guy that’s a member of Free Handjob Hookup, you aren’t likely desperate for a handjob, you get them at will.

Now, the pity handjob is derived from some very real scenarios. Outside of handjob dating sites like ours, many guys are able to get a handjob from a girl who friend-zoned them out of sympathy. Sometimes, the girl giving the pity handjob actually has the fantasy already and the circumstances are convenient.

How Do Pity Handjobs Relate To Friend Zone Handjobs?

Mostly, pity handjobs are given by girls who are friends with the guy who is down on his luck. I mean, random pity handjobs don’t make a whole lot of sense. That’s just a hookup.

The pity handjob requires that the two people know one another. Also, the girl must be someone who wouldn’t normally give the handjob to the guy. She’s doing it out of pity.

Again, on our handjob dating site, members role-play this relationship.

Pity Handjobs Fall Under Worship Category

The pity handjob, as a sexual experience, can be classified as worship. Girls love to be worshipped, which is why a good old fashioned sympathy handjob often appeals to them.

When a girl gives a handjob out of sympathy, the guy worships her, often thanking her over and over for helping him out. The guy will often go on and on about how hot she is and how much he’s always wanted her and how she’s doing him an amazing favor.

The worship factor is a key component to making for a fun pity handjob.

Hooker Handjobs and Pity Handjobs

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One less popular pity handjob involves the girl who is just a friend buying her out of luck friend a hooker handjob.

But the key here is, the friend needs to watch.

This is a less popular pity handjob version because, well, in many states, it isn’t legal and it costs money.

Also, there is a loss of intimacy between the friend and the desperate guy. The girl loses the sexual worship and dominance experience.

On Free Handjob Hookup, you don’t have to use a hooker for a handjob. But some members do coordinate role-playing. Because it involves three willing members, it’s a little rarer, but it does happen.

Pity handjobs are both an awesome reality and fantasy. Handjob dating sites like ours are ripe with members looking to play out such fantasies. Both guys and girls equally enjoy sympathy handjobs. Almost all pity handjobs occur between role-playing couples who met online, or between real-life friends.